« All Drinking Quotes · Rodney Dangerfield's Page
Drinking Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
- I told my doctor, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills" and he told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
- My life is nothing but pressure. All pressure. This pressure is like a heaviness. It's always on top of me, this heaviness. It's always there…
- I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
- I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.
- Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
- My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
More Drinking Quotes
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- Drinking intensifies all your pressures and your needs. — Desi Arnaz
- It is a sign of a dull nature to occupy oneself deeply in matters that concern the body; for instance, to be… — David Bailey
- A drink a day keeps the shrink away. — Edward Abbey
- Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own… — Roseanne Barr
- I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he did not, it seems to me that he… — James M. Barrie
- Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water,… — Dave Barry
- You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float. — John Barrymore
- A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. — James Beard
- I am a drinker with writing problems. — Brendan Behan
- Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? — Robert Benchley
- Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony. — Robert Benchley