"My doctor told me to watch my drinking.……" — Rodney Dangerfield

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• If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster. — Isaac Asimov
• We have a way of dealing with information that has sort of personal - personally identifying information in it. But… — Julian Assange
• When a man goes through six years training to be a doctor he will never be the same. He knows… — Enid Bagnold
• I have never described the time I was in Doctor Who as anything except a kind of ecstatic success, but… — Tom Baker
• Job-wise, I did have a moment of panic that I should have been a doctor a few years ago, but… — Kate Beckinsale
• You don't lie to your own doctor. You don't lie to your own attorney, and you don't lie to your… — Gordon Bethune
• When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his… — Hugo Black
• I will say that walking down the street, getting on the subway, taking the elevator, if there's one or two… — Michael Bloomberg
• How can a doctor judge a woman's sanity by merely bidding her good morning and refusing to hear her pleas… — Nellie Bly
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. — Erma Bombeck
• And one of the things that I learned was you can't generalise at all about a woman in a veil.… — Geraldine Brooks
• I wanted to be a doctor when I was a kid, but I started doing theater in high school because… — Sophia Bush

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