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Doe Quotes by Steven Wright
- If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?
- It's very interesting, the joke comes first and then the wording comes within five seconds, maybe ten seconds. My thing is to get the joke…
- Does fuzzy logic tickle?
- When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
- My nephew has HDADHD. High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention, but when he does it's unbelievably clear.
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