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Discovered Quotes by George Carlin
- Medical researchers have discovered a new disease that has no symptoms. It is impossible to detect, and there is no known cure. Fortunately, no cases…
- Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it.
- Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
More Discovered Quotes
- Later, I discovered there was a lot of work to being good in tennis. — Arthur Ashe
- People have discovered that they can fool the devil; but they can't fool the neighbors. — Francis Bacon
- The genius, wit, and the spirit of a nation are discovered by their proverbs. — Francis Bacon
- To my utter despair I have discovered, and discover every day anew, that there is in the masses no revolutionary idea or… — Mikhail Bakunin
- Even in the darkest regions, people have discovered their right of freedom. — Javier Bardem
- A desire to be observed, considered, esteemed, praised, beloved, and admired by his fellows is one of the earliest as well as… — John Adams
- Now there is in a way a renaissance of modern dance - suddenly, it is more respected and discovered. — Mikhail Baryshnikov
- Driving is a spectacular form of amnesia. Everything is to be discovered, everything to be obliterated. — Jean Baudrillard
- We're trying to set up a movie for me in the near future. It's going to be similar to the story of… — Justin Bieber
- Anyone that's involved in development has discovered that all the good work that's been done in development has been undone by the… — Bono
- Opportunity ideas do not lie around waiting to be discovered. Such ideas need to be produced. — Edward de Bono
- Probably the closest things to perfection are the huge absolutely empty holes that astronomers have recently discovered in space. If there's nothing… — Richard Brautigan