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• Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than…
• I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
• Variant: I was driven to drink by a woman. I am forever grateful, yet I never had the good manners to thank…
• Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
• I never drink water... fish f**k in it.
• Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth.
• I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
• Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents)

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