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Stephen Colbert has 324 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you know, the…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the 1981 Charleston…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not the president.…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it live? How…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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Popular Craig quotes from across the collection:
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The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting…
— Kirstie Alley
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I've never heard of William Craig. A debate with him might look good on his resume, but it wouldn't look good on…
— Richard Dawkins
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In business news, chocolate maker nestle is buying Jenny Craig. Well, that says it all you need to know about the war…
— Jay Leno
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I was dreaming of Craig Carton.
— Boomer Esiason
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Say, I was on The Craig Kilbourne Show and the next day I flew to Minneapolis. I was at the airport and…
— Mitch Hedberg
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I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.
— Stephen Colbert
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People always say, 'Well, celebrity spokespersons have private consultants'. Well, with Jenny Craig everybody gets a private consultant.
— Kirstie Alley
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Blaming Obama for Iraq violence is like blaming Daniel Craig because Octopussy sucked.
— John Fugelsang
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I've got no sympathy for him whatsoever. I just wish we had got 10 past him. At the end of the day…
— Gary Neville
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And Barry Levinson is insanely funny. I don't know if you know this, not everyone does, but he and Craig T. Nelson…
— Kevin Pollak
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Craig Nelson who is an actor and is in a show called Coach in the United States. We began to do some…
— Barry Levinson
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I've been lucky enough to kiss three James Bonds on screen: Pierce Brosnan, George Lazenby and Daniel Craig.
— Olivia Williams
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