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Country Quotes by George Carlin
- When you think about it, attention-deficit order makes a lot of sense. In this country there isn't a lot worth paying attention to.
- You know why we're good at it? Because we get a lot of practice. This country is only 200 years old, and already we've had…
- I sort of gave up on this whole human adventure a long time ago, divorced myself from it emotionally. It gives me an artistic detachment…
- The things that matter in this country have been reduced in choice, there are two political parties, there are a handful insurance companies, there are…
- There's a reason education sucks, and it's the same reason it will never ever ever be fixed. It's never going to get any better. Don't…
- It's the old American Double Standard, ya know: Say one thing, do somethin' different. And of course this country is founded on the double standard.…
- So about 80 years after the Constitution is ratified, the slaves are freed. Not so you'd really notice it of course; just kinda on paper.…
- Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.
- This country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us that all men are created equal.
- I don't believe there's any problem in this country, no matter how tough it is, that Americans, when they roll up their sleeves, can't completely…
- A flag is supposed to represent everything that a country does. It doesn't only represent the good things. If you burn the flag, you're burning…
- George Washington’s brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country.
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