Comedy Quotes

2637 Comedy quotes by 1344 unique authors

I know nothing about love and romance, so I prefer to stick to just comedy. — Sandra Bullock
I will do comedy until the day I die: inappropriate comedy, funny comedy, gender-bending, twisting comedy, whatever comedy is out there. — Sandra Bullock
There weren't roles for females in comedies for a really long time. — Sandra Bullock
Usually comedy is only available to us ladies in the romantic comedy. That's why I hate romantic comedies. — Sandra Bullock
I think in general, romantic comedies tend to take one person's point of view, but every once in a while you get something that is… — Sandra Bullock
Latinos, Asians, African-Americans, women - we're all trying to find our place in this world of cinema and television and theater. And the great thing… — Sandra Bullock
Comedy is tragedy plus time. — Carol Burnett
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. — George Burns
I think I've only done one horror movie, Psycho III. That was a walk in the park compared to a romantic comedy. — Carter Burwell
I own four copies of Robin WIlliams's Live on Broadway comedy special for HBO. One in Wilmington, one in L.A., one in my trailer, and… — Sophia Bush
Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor. — Sholom Aleichem
Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. — Sid Caesar
Mike Myers as Austin Powers makes me laugh - that was genius - and Daffy Duck makes me laugh, but I like odd behavior. I… — Nicolas Cage
You get dinged for wanting to do a comedy, then wanting to do a big-budget action film, and then wanting to do an indie. But… — Nicolas Cage
I always feel so pretentious talking about comedy and deconstructing it. It always feels somehow self-centred to talk about any sort of process. — Steve Carell
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? — George Carlin
Anyone can write. But comedy, you've got to do some writing. You get one comedy script to every 20 dramas. — Michael Caine
I did this Super-8 film at art school called 'Tissues,' this black comedy about a family whose father has been arrested for child molestation. I… — Jane Campion
This is my chance to get out there and appease the fans of my music as well as show people that I do do standup… — Nick Cannon
I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson. — Drew Carey
I don't know, people take chances on stage. It's a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you say things that… — Drew Carey
I used to go to the Cleveland Comedy Club all the time. If there was a comic I liked, I'd go see him two or… — Drew Carey
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's face… — Drew Carey
TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but… — Drew Carey
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. — George Carlin

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