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Comedy Quotes by Jeff Dunham
- Stand-up comedy is tough right now. Anybody can come to a concert, tape you, and put you up on the Internet. You either fight it…
- I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup comic, it is my job…
- When I was in third grade I taught myself ventriloquism... What's hard is to learn to be an entertainer and make people laugh. I was…
- Jeff: The drive from the valley? Peanut: Was bad as hell! Jeff: Traffic? Peanut: Sucked like hell! Jeff: Drivers? Peanut: Angry as hell! Jeff: And…
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- In terms of the romantic kind of lead, I just never enjoy those movies very much. Maybe they'll come to interest me… — Christian Bale
- One of my favorite things about 'Star Trek' wasn't just the overt banter but the humor in that show about the relationships… — J. J. Abrams
- When I was a kid, among the other embarrassing things I would do, and there's a list of stupid things, but I… — J. J. Abrams
- Comedy, drama, Westerns, sci-fi... it's all fine if the story's compelling and the character is interesting to me. I do like action… — Jensen Ackles
- I will never say never, but I will say never to doing the more typical romantic comedies. You know, unless I'm getting… — Christian Bale
- I try to do women's-point-of-view comedy. The joke is, 'This is what I think; there's the truth.' I try to think of… — Roseanne Barr
- I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one… — Todd Barry