"I used to pick Priuses out of the…" — Jeff Dunham

I used to pick Priuses out of the grill of my Hummer. - Jeff Dunham

"I used to pick Priuses out of the grill of my Hummer."

— Jeff Dunham

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26 Quotes by Jeff Dunham

Jeff Dunham has 26 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

As humans we like to laugh at our fears, we like to whistle in the dark.
A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things.
Stand-up comedy is tough right now. Anybody can come to a concert, tape you, and put you up on the…
But the mechanics of learning to 'throw your voice' are pretty simple. Anyone with a tongue, an upper palate, teeth,…
I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad…
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and…
I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup…
I try to make the majority of my audience laugh. That's my audience. They'll laugh at the dead terrorist.
I'm a geek to the bone.
Growing up doing those Kiwanis Clubs, doing those Cub Scout banquets, doing those church shows, I learned to find that…
I had a happy, dramafree youth, growing up in an upper-middle-class neighborhood in Dallas, Texas. The only thing that was…

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More Grill Quotes

This quote is filed under Grill Quotes, one of 89 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

I grill, therefore I am. — Alton Brown
I grill almost all of my fish with the skin on because that gives you real protection at least on… — Alton Brown
You don't want flame to hit your food. Flame is bad. Flame does nasty things to food. It makes soot… — Alton Brown
Sometimes I find myself thinking, rather wistfully, about Lao Tzu's famous dictum: 'Govern a great nation as you would cook… — William Carlos Williams
There are two things every man in America thinks he can do: work a grill and coach football. — Greg Schiano
My grandmother was a chef, and she taught me to cook. One day I want a restaurant, a small Italian… — Jeremy Miller
I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill. — Joe Pesci
Incubated. And then raised. And then beheaded. And then plucked. And then cut up. And then put on a grill.… — Mitch Hedberg
The Hollywood process is like trying to grill a steak by having a succession of people coming into the room… — Douglas Adams
Seafood on the grill can be intimidating if you don't know what you are doing. It's really quite easy — Kevin Steele
I will eat anything Mexican - a sombrero, hacienda... anything. Theyve perfected the combo of bread items and the grill. — Tom DeLonge
Why would I endorse the hibachi grill when I am the hibachi grill? — Gilbert Arenas

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