"I'm a geek to the bone." — Jeff Dunham
"I'm a geek to the bone."
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Jeff Dunham
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26 Quotes by Jeff Dunham
Jeff Dunham has 26 quotes on this site.
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As humans we like to laugh at our fears, we like to whistle in the dark.
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A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things.
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Stand-up comedy is tough right now. Anybody can come to a concert, tape you, and put you up on the…
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But the mechanics of learning to 'throw your voice' are pretty simple. Anyone with a tongue, an upper palate, teeth,…
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I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad…
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If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
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I used to pick Priuses out of the grill of my Hummer.
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When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and…
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I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup…
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I try to make the majority of my audience laugh. That's my audience. They'll laugh at the dead terrorist.
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Growing up doing those Kiwanis Clubs, doing those Cub Scout banquets, doing those church shows, I learned to find that…
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I had a happy, dramafree youth, growing up in an upper-middle-class neighborhood in Dallas, Texas. The only thing that was…
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More Bone Quotes
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Personally I have no bone to pick with graveyards.
— Samuel Beckett
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I have seen good nurses and bad nurses. They existed along a continuum: from hard-working, kind and competent people, to…
— Jo Brand
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My two grandmothers both died of cancer, so I understand how painful and difficult this disease is on the entire…
— Gisele Bundchen
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People who love soft methods and hate iniquity forget this; that reform consists in taking a bone from a dog.…
— John Jay Chapman
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Snooki is really beautiful and looks quite like Elizabeth Taylor in 'Cleopatra.' She has the same bone structure. I'm kind…
— Margaret Cho
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It's possible to have too much in life. Too many clothes jade our appreciation of new ones; too much money…
— Joan D. Chittister
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Thus is Jesus in all respects fitted for his mighty work of redeeming. He is very man and very God.…
— Horatius Bonar
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A prayerless church member is a hindrance. He is in the body like a rotting bone or a decayed tooth.…
— Charles Spurgeon
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Half-caf, double-tall, non fat, whole-milk foam, bone-dry, half-pump mocha, half sugar in the raw, double cup, no lid, capp -…
— Linda Evangelista
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Sport strips away personality, letting the white bone of character shine through. Sport gives players an opportunity to know and…
— Rita Mae Brown
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I don't believe that there's anyone in the world without a competitive bone in their body.
— Shannon Miller
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Poverty ... It is life near the bone, where it is sweetest.
— Henry David Thoreau
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