"I've always said that instead of watching a……" — Jeff Dunham
"I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who's really funny."
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26 Quotes by Jeff Dunham
Jeff Dunham has 26 quotes on this site.
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As humans we like to laugh at our fears, we like to whistle in the dark.
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A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things.
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Stand-up comedy is tough right now. Anybody can come to a concert, tape you, and put you up on the…
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But the mechanics of learning to 'throw your voice' are pretty simple. Anyone with a tongue, an upper palate, teeth,…
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If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
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I used to pick Priuses out of the grill of my Hummer.
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When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and…
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I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup…
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I try to make the majority of my audience laugh. That's my audience. They'll laugh at the dead terrorist.
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I'm a geek to the bone.
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Growing up doing those Kiwanis Clubs, doing those Cub Scout banquets, doing those church shows, I learned to find that…
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I had a happy, dramafree youth, growing up in an upper-middle-class neighborhood in Dallas, Texas. The only thing that was…
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My mother always said I must be part Mongolian because of my lotus-pale complexion and squid-ink black hair.
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I've always said I don't believe in God, I believe in Al Pacino.
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I've always said that playing rugby in Spain is like being a bullfighter in Japan.
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