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- In 1980, when I graduated from high school, my goal was to be on 'The Tonight Show' with Johnny Carson at least once before our…
- The best place to find material is in real life. I've always maintained that it's not until the mid-20s that you have enough of a…
- All through college, I was searching for characters that would make me unique and set me apart from the typical ventriloquist with the typical dummy…
- Jeff: The drive from the valley? Peanut: Was bad as hell! Jeff: Traffic? Peanut: Sucked like hell! Jeff: Drivers? Peanut: Angry as hell! Jeff: And…
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