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- I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup comic, it is my job…
- I try to make the majority of my audience laugh. That's my audience. They'll laugh at the dead terrorist.
- When I was in third grade I taught myself ventriloquism... What's hard is to learn to be an entertainer and make people laugh. I was…
- I try to make the majority of my audience laugh.
- All through college, I was searching for characters that would make me unique and set me apart from the typical ventriloquist with the typical dummy…
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