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Come Quotes by Steven Wright
- I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
- Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn't give them to someone else, even for money. It just wouldn't…
- George Carlin's album, 'Class Clown,' came out when I was in high school. I memorized a lot of that album. I'd come home from school,…
- I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!
- If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
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