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- The report on climate change said that humans are very likely making the planet warmer. To which Hillary Clinton said, 'Hey, can't blame me for…
- They say if the warming trend continues, by 2015 Hillary Clinton might actually thaw out.
- Hillary Clinton's opponent in the U.S. Senate race, the Republican she's going to be running against, has been married three times, had an affair with…
- Clinton's pet Labrador, Buddy, is getting neutered. The dog will never have sex again. Overnight, they've turned Buddy from a Democrat into a Republican.
- A new poll shows that Americans now believe that Bill Clinton is more honest than President Bush. At least when Clinton screwed the nation, he…
- When Clinton said he was going to create 8 million new jobs, I didn't think they were all going to be tax collectors.
- It is day two of the Democratic convention, and apparently they had a huge lighting problem in the convention hall today. They worked all day…
- Isn't this amazing? Clinton is getting $8M for his memoir, Hillary got $8M for her memoir. That is $16M for two people who for eight…
- President Bush and Bill Clinton both agree that cloning is morally wrong. Clinton said that he thinks humans should be made the old-fashioned way -…
- CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she…
- Now, today is the day we honor, of course, the Presidents, ranging from George Washington, who couldn't tell a lie, to George Bush, who couldn't…
- According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his…
- Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn’t like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas and Bill Clinton.
- President Clinton, this guy is sharp. Boy, he gave Hillary the most romantic Valentine's gift today, a huge rose garden. Where would he get that?
- Did you know Bill and Hillary Clinton were born under the same sign? Know what sign? 'For Sale.'
More Clinton Quotes
- There is a large body of abolitionists in Clinton and Clark Counties in this state, and in Wayne County Indiana, that would… — Gamaliel Bailey
- Bill and Hillary Clinton are the most investigated couple in American history - now the most thoroughly exonerated couple in American history. — Paul Begala
- 22 million new jobs under President Clinton. 3 million lost under Bush. — Sidney Blumenthal
- I am relatively sure, from conversations that I had with former president Bill Clinton, that George Bush seldom called upon him for… — Tony Campolo
- Clinton's successor in the White House, George W. Bush, was committed to expanding government spending for faith-based initiatives. — Tony Campolo
- Getting the government to put money into social programs run by religious institutions is a practice that started during the Clinton years,… — Tony Campolo
- Well, you know, I had been a peanut farmer. I had - you know who was the first president - Democratic president… — Jimmy Carter
- Ever since Israel has been a nation the United States has provided the leadership. Every president down to the ages has done… — Jimmy Carter
- Like many Americans, I've always been intrigued by Bill Clinton. I obviously didn't always agree with him - enjoyed running against his… — Dick Cheney
- I like Hillary Clinton a lot. I know her. — Isabel Allende
- The truth is that sometimes it is hard even for me to recognize the Hillary Clinton that other people see. — Hillary Clinton
- Bill Clinton, Mr. Bob Dole, You too old to understand tha way tha game is told. — Tupac Shakur