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- The great majority of people will go on observing forms that cannot be explained; they will keep Christmas Day with Christmas gifts… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
- Congress may be going home for the holidays soon. How can you beat a Christmas gift like that? — Bob Hope
- I would only spend a week or two in the Philippines, most probably the week during my birthday because I am planning… — Manny Pacquiao
- Christmas time, we can remember with deep thanksgiving the amazing Christmas gift of God Himself, when God sent his only begotten Son… — Henry M. Morris
- Joel Waldfogel is one of the smartest and funniest economists on the planet. I think of him every time I start to… — Unknown Author
- Christmas is here, Merry old Christmas, Gift-bearing Christmas, Day of grand memories, King of the year! — Washington Irving
- Well Stephanie, I'd like to thank you for giving me such a kind Christmas gift, but unfortunately I didn't get you any… — Chris Jericho
- Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. — Oren Arnold
- I was in a department store and I saw a weird-looking gadget. I asked the young saleslady what it was. She answered,… — Milton Berle
- In the suburbs it's hard to buy your Christmas gifts early in the year. You never know who your friends will be… — Milton Berle
- It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales. — Milton Berle
- Gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis, put my LP on your Christmas gift list. — Eminem