"It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas……" — Milton Berle
"It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales."
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99 Quotes by Milton Berle
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- If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
- A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
- I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching…
- Laughter is an instant vacation.
- If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
- Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
- We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
- Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.
- Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.
- I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?
- I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how…
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