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- Chris Christie has been saying for a long time he's not interested in running. The media is trying to create a story… — Herman Cain
- Now, in New Jersey, we have more government workers per square mile than any state in America. But since I've been governor… — Chris Christie
- I've only ever seen Errol Christie fight once before and that was the best I've ever seen him fight. — Mark Kaylor
- What kind of tyrant punishes everyone just to get back at the few he's mad at? I mean, besides Chris Christie. — Bill Maher
- Doug Christie, what skill, what strenght, what power, what quickness. The visionof Magic Johnson, the athletisicm of Michael Jordan, the toughness of… — Bill Walton
- To say that Agatha Christie’s characters are cardboard cut-outs is an insult to cardboard cut-outs. — Ruth Rendell
- Governor Christie's decision today violates the individual drive of men and women who no longer want to be tormented by unwanted homosexual… — Maggie Gallagher
- Charles Manson loved the Beatles but didn’t understand them. Governor Chris Christie loves Bruce Springsteen but doesn’t understand him. And Paul Ryan… — Tom Morello
- I was recruited by my family the day after the presidential election. My daughters were visually upset at the results and asked,… — Bobby Schilling
- Agatha Christie has given more pleasure in bed than any other woman. — Nancy Banks-Smith
- Lochsong - she's like Linford Christie ... without the lunchbox. — Unknown Author
- Gov. Christie says 'New Jersey First.' State-based Isolationism! — Jonah