Christie Quotes

46 quotes by 42 authors

Chris Christie has been saying for a long time he's not interested in running. The media is trying to create a story by sucking Chris… — Herman Cain
Now, in New Jersey, we have more government workers per square mile than any state in America. But since I've been governor we now have… — Chris Christie
I've only ever seen Errol Christie fight once before and that was the best I've ever seen him fight. — Mark Kaylor
What kind of tyrant punishes everyone just to get back at the few he's mad at? I mean, besides Chris Christie. — Bill Maher
Doug Christie, what skill, what strenght, what power, what quickness. The visionof Magic Johnson, the athletisicm of Michael Jordan, the toughness of larry Bird. Dough… — Bill Walton
To say that Agatha Christieâ€™s characters are cardboard cut-outs is an insult to cardboard cut-outs. — Ruth Rendell
Governor Christie's decision today violates the individual drive of men and women who no longer want to be tormented by unwanted homosexual desires. They are… — Maggie Gallagher
Charles Manson loved the Beatles but didnâ€™t understand them. Governor Chris Christie loves Bruce Springsteen but doesnâ€™t understand him. And Paul Ryan is clueless about… — Tom Morello
I was recruited by my family the day after the presidential election. My daughters were visually upset at the results and asked, â€˜what are we… — Bobby Schilling
Agatha Christie has given more pleasure in bed than any other woman. — Nancy Banks-Smith
Lochsong - she's like Linford Christie ... without the lunchbox. — Frankie Dettori
Gov. Christie says 'New Jersey First.' State-based Isolationism! — Jonah
Chris Christie won by such a wide margin that pundits say this will give him the impetus he needs to run for president. And he's… — Jay Leno
Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad — Denis Leary
I donâ€™t like to badmouth people. But Iâ€™m the head of a monarchy that began in the ninth century, and Iâ€™m apparently more modern than… — Queen Elizabeth II
A race between Perry and Christie would test whether Americans would rather be executed or eaten. — Andy Borowitz
Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson. — Kinky Friedman
Julie Christie was absolutely amazing in Away From Her. Brilliant movie. It was the moving story of a woman who forgets her own husband. Hillary… — Jon Stewart
I actually did an Agatha Christie monologue for my audition showcase at Guildhall, and that's how I got my agent. Some people said 'ooh it's… — Thomas Howes
I adore all Agatha Christie's books and turn to them whenever I'm ill or need cheering up. — Sophie Kinsella

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