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Children Quotes by George Carlin
- The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
- When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse.
- I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make…
- Children should be taught to question everything . . . everything they read and everything they hear.
- I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him.
- The child molester skipped breakfast, but said he'd grab a little something on the way to work.
- A woman told me her child was autistic, and I thought she said artistic. So I said, 'Oh great. I'd like to see some of…
- Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us…
- Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.
More Children Quotes
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those… — Aristotle
- Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. — Aristotle
- There's love, and certainly children you care about more than yourself. But nevertheless, we're alone in our heads. — Paul Auster
- Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision. — Dick Armey
- Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so… — Richard Armour
- If you have children, you don't want to have drugs and drinks in the house. It's just not good. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- To suggest that God specifically created a worm to torture small African children is blasphemy as far as I can see. The… — David Attenborough
- Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. — Margaret Atwood
- I didn't go to school for a full year until I was 12. In the summer I was a wild child in… — Margaret Atwood
- The countenances of children, like those of animals, are masks, not faces, for they have not yet developed a significant profile of… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- A true conservationist is a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children. — John James Audubon