"I was a loner as a child. I……" — George Carlin
"I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him."
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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More Bother Quotes
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one of 1,148 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Some writers confuse authenticity, which they ought always to aim at, with originality, which they should never bother about.
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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A movie star is someone people look at and go, 'I want to be like that person'. There's the responsibility…
— Christian Bale
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There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes…
— Scott Adams
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I don't always see my movies right away. And there are some I haven't seen at all. Sometimes that bothers…
— Emmanuelle Beart
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Other men wear white suits in summer and it doesn't seem to bother them. But my white suit seems to…
— Robert Benchley
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I always said that if I could just find a guy who could chop wood and had a nice smile,…
— Sade Adu
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I know what I can do so it doesn't bother me what other people think or their opinion on the…
— Usain Bolt
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There are things that bother me. I try not to let them, but they do.
— Usain Bolt
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It doesn't bother me that I'm not a household word on the East Coast. Baton Rouge, Raleigh, Minneapolis - I'm…
— Elayne Boosler
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School was great. There were no boys there, which didn't really bother me at the time because I had two…
— Jo Brand
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People have the right to call themselves whatever they like. That doesn't bother me. It's other people doing the calling…
— Octavia Butler
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In modelling, there is no point in trying to prove you have a brain, so why even bother? I'd sooner…
— Helena Christensen
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