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Car Quotes by Chelsea Handler
- It became clear when I got in my car that Persians are only really good for two things. Oil and hummus.
- My feeling is, if a dog is that hard up to break free, let it go. It's like a boyfriend who wants to break up.…
- Next to fat babies, midgets are my favorite things to hold. I love them so much, and I want to help them to do adult…
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- I'm not a collector. I don't like the toy cupboard syndrome that causes so many good cars to evaporate. — Rowan Atkinson
- I don't run a car, have never run a car. I could say that this is because I have this extremely tender… — David Attenborough
- Kill all the rich people. Break up their cars and apartments. Bring the revolution home, kill your parents, that's where it's really… — Bill Ayers
- (On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car. — Tallulah Bankhead
- I hate fishing, and I can't imagine why anyone would want to hike when you can get in the car and drive. — Joseph Barbera
- One of the points in which I was especially interested was the Jim Crow regulations, that is, the system of separation of… — Ray Stannard Baker