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Cancer Quotes by George Carlin
- The surgeon general warned today that saliva causes stomach cancer. But apparently only when swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time.
- Let me get a sip of water here...you figure this stuff is safe to drink? Actually, I don't care, I drink it anyway. You know…
- We are all precancerous.
- If you live long enough, sooner or later everybody you know has cancer.
- It's not in the mainstream media yet, but the biggest jump in skin cancer has occurred since the advent of sunscreens. That kind of thing…
- Cancer research is a growth industry.
More Cancer Quotes
- Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever. — Lance Armstrong
- Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. — Edward Abbey
- Unlike curing cancer or heart disease, we already know how to beat hunger: food. — Mario Batali
- Progressivism is the cancer in America and it is eating our Constitution, and it was designed to eat the Constitution, to progress… — Glenn Beck
- Cancer victims who don't accept their fate, who don't learn to live with it, will only destroy what little time they have… — Ingrid Bergman
- Time is shortening. But every day that I challenge this cancer and survive is a victory for me. — Ingrid Bergman
- I've been to enough other countries in the world to know what happens when you have socialized single-payer health care. It works.… — Jello Biafra
- I don't think it's too hippie to want to clean up the planet so you don't wind up dying of some kind… — Jello Biafra
- I'm just trying to spread the word and upturn the myth that actually you should be resting after cancer treatment. You shouldn't;… — Jo Brand
- I had been afraid of breast cancer, as I suspect most women are, from the time I hit adolescence. At that age,… — Geraldine Brooks
- If screenwriters have to kill off a female character, they love to give her cancer. We've seen so many great actresses go… — Geraldine Brooks
- Science has been quite embattled. It's the most important thing there is. An arts graduate is not going to fix global warming.… — Bill Bryson