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Called Quotes by George Carlin
- I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- Israeli murderers are called "commandos," Arab commandos are called "terrorists."
- Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
- In Rome, the emperor sat in a special part of the Colosseum called the Caesarian Section.
- Energy experts have announced the development of a new fuel made from human brain tissue. It's called assohol.
- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
- Why do 'slow down' and 'slow up' mean the same thing? Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
- I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own…
- Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
- It turned out I was pretty good in science. But again, because of the small budget, in science class we couldn't afford to do experiments…
- People can't seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure. Ever. There is only a short pause before…
- I have this real moron thing I do? It's called thinking.
- I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good Amercian because I like to form my own opionions.
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