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Cake Quotes by Steven Wright
- Honestly, I just go to restaurants to eat so I won't die. If there was a pill I could take in January and then I…
- I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage…
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- When autumn darkness falls, what we will remember are the small acts of kindness: a cake, a hug, an invitation to talk,… — Jens Stoltenberg
- And the priest shall take the sodden shoulder of the ram, and one unleavened cake out of the basket, and one unleavened… — Bible
- I think that, essentially, I'm a private person, and to reconcile that with being famous is a hard thing. So I've been… — Sacha Baron Cohen
- My face looks like a wedding-cake left out in the rain. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in… — Catherine Bell
- My husband is such a healthy eater. Except when it comes to sweets. He never consumes anything except fruit until noon. And… — Sara Blakely
- Gotta get it, even if it's in the worse way. Got cake like everyday my birthday. — Lil Wayne