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- I am reminded of a piece of advice my father gave me regarding shoes. ...He said it is better to buy one… — Cary Grant
- I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a… — Fred Allen
- Spread and participate in culture. Remix, reuse, use, abuse. Make sure no one controls your mind. Create new systems and technology that… — Peter Sunde
- Your first job is to prepare the soil. The best tool for this is your neighbor's garden tiller. If your neighbor does… — Dave Barry
- In my 45-year career as an investment counselor, humility did show me the need for worldwide diversification to reduce risk. That career… — John Templeton
- I wonder what the vintners buy one half so precious as the stuff they sell. — Omar Khayyam
- Mitch's Pizzaria... this week's coupon: unlimited free pizza. Special Note: coupon not good at any of the Mitch's Pizza locations. Free pizza… — Mitch Hedberg
- If you don’t own a home, buy one. If you own one home, buy another one. And if you own two homes,… — John Paulson