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Buy Quotes by George Carlin
- They'll get it all from you sooner or later 'cause they own this f**kin' place. It's a big club and you ain't in it. You…
- Put two things together which have never been put together before, and some schmuck will buy it.
- Flowers are one of the few things we buy, bring home, watch die, and we don't ask for our money back.
- If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it.
- Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take buy by the moments that take your breath away
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- Actually I am very glad that people can buy Armani - even if it's a fake. I like the fact that I'm… — Giorgio Armani
- I have been known to buy e-versions of my books because I was in a hotel room and I needed one right… — Margaret Atwood
- Kids don't go out and buy CDs, they make their own, they download them from the Internet. — Sebastian Bach
- The government has no business telling an individual what kind of light bulb to buy. — Michele Bachmann
- Well, what did we buy? Instead of a leaner, smarter government, we bought a bureaucracy that now tells us which light bulbs… — Michele Bachmann
- That's one reason why it's pretty worthless, I can't totally buy it, if you think about it, it's things like the Phil… — Lester Bangs
- I still think I'm like the poor girl from Colorado who worked three jobs to buy a car. That's still my mentality,… — Amy Adams
- They allow us to disrespect our Black woman. A lot of these things would be considered criminal if it were to be… — Afrika Bambaataa
- I am lucky, that is all. Lucky because there are a lot of people - producers, directors, people who buy tickets -… — Antonio Banderas
- You know when you first get rich, and you, like, just buy everything that you see? I did that for several years.… — Roseanne Barr
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- Don't try to buy at the bottom and sell at the top. It can't be done except by liars. — Bernard Baruch