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Bush Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- Of course! Jeb Bush! America is hungry for another leader from that talented family!
- To sit here at the same table with my hero, George W. Bush...I feel like I'm dreaming. Somebody pinch me. You now what, I'm a…
- President Bush has embarked on an eight-day tour of the continent. He hopes this one goes better than the other ones he's made recently. Obviously…
- I stand by this man (President George W. Bush). I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands…
- Take away the Big Bang and what has God done? Burned a bush and got a girl pregnant. Great, he's a high school junior.
- Sir, pay no attention to the people who say the glass is half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3 empty. There's still some liquid in…
- President Bush, have a hot dog with me.
More Bush Quotes
- I suspect the I.Q., SAT, and school grades are tests designed by nerds so they can get high scores in order to… — Nassim Nicholas Taleb
- There is but one man to whom I am willing to entrust their future and that man's name is George Bush. — Zell Miller
- When we were making the law, when we were writing the literature and the mathematics the grandfarthers of Blair and little Bush… — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
- I was born in the Ottawa General Hospital right after the Gray Cup Football Game in 1939. Six months later, I was… — Margaret Atwood
- I reject the notion that a high turnout helps Senator Kerry. I think in Florida at least, it's going to help President… — Jeb Bush
- President Bush once said that marriage is a sacred institution and should be reserved for the union of one man and one… — Tony Campolo
- I think Michael Moore is loathsome, though, not because he dislikes Bush, but because he seems to dislike America. — Tucker Carlson
- It could fairly be said that America, during the Bush years, has entered an Age of Denial - arguably the first stage… — Graydon Carter