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Bit Quotes by Jack Handey
- My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one "swollen" shoe, for when you get bit by a rattlesnake.
- Marta likes to talk about sensuality, but I don't think she would know sensuality if it bit her on the ass.
- Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom. I could walk about freely, make my own meals, and…
- As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable-until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all,…
- A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go…
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