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Bit Quotes by Terry Pratchett
- Everything makes sense a bit at a time. But when you try to think of it all at once, it comes out wrong.
- If you are going to write, say, fantasy - stop reading fantasy. You've already read too much. Read other things; read westerns, read history, read…
- The ideal death, I think, is what was the ideal Victorian death, you know, with your grandchildren around you, a bit of sobbing. And you…
- The thing is, 'Discworld' had been going on for a very long time, and I've written children's books as well. Usually when people have a…
- Divers alarums and excursions', she read, uncertainly. 'That means lots of terrible happenings, said Magrat. 'You always put that in plays.' Alarums and what?', said…
- I get it,' said the prisoner. 'Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?' If you like.' said Vimes. 'But we're a bit short staffed here, so if…
- Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the…
- at least nine-tenths of all the original reality ever created lies outside the multiverse, and since the multiverse by definition includes absolutely everything that is…
- You are in favour of the common people?†said Dragon mildly. The common people?†said Vimes. “They’re nothing special. They’re no different from the rich…
- I saved a man's life once," said Granny. "Special medicine, twice a day. Boiled water with a bit of berry juice in it. Told him…
- Anyway, lots of warrior tribes think that when they die, they go to a heavenly land somewhere," said the toad. "You know, where they can…
- Granny bit her lip. She was never quite certain about children, thinking of them-when she thought about them at all-as coming somewhere between animals and…
- I wonder if it's like this for mountain climbers, he thought. You climb bigger and bigger mountains and you know that one day one of…
- The thing about witchcraft," said Mistress Weatherwax, "is that it's not like school at all. First you get the test, and then afterward you spend…
- The Librarian was not familiar with love, which had always struck him as a bit ethereal and soppy, but kindness, on the other hand, was…
- Witches were a bit like cats. They didn’t much like one another’s company, but they did like to know where all the other witches were,…
- I believe everyone should have a good death. You know, with your grandchildren around you, a bit of sobbing. Because after all, tears are appropriate…
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