"The thing about witchcraft," said Mistress Weatherwax, "is……" — Terry Pratchett
"The thing about witchcraft," said Mistress Weatherwax, "is that it's not like school at all. First you get the test, and then afterward you spend years findin' out how you passed it. It's a bit like life in that respect"
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1,149 Quotes by Terry Pratchett
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