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Believe Quotes by George Carlin
- I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- They'll get it all from you sooner or later 'cause they own this f**kin' place. It's a big club and you ain't in it. You…
- As far as I'm concerned, humans have not yet come up with a belief that's worth believing.
- I thought of myself as an atheist until I realized it was a belief, too. It's a shame everything has to have a label. I…
- When fascism comes to America, it will not be in brown and black shirts. It will not be with jack-boots. It will be Nike sneakers…
- I find it discouraging - and a bit depressing - when I notice the unequal treatment afforded by the media to UFO believers on the…
- Next time you see someone sleeping, make believe you're in a science fiction movie. And whisper, 'The creature is regenerating itself.'
- My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me.
- Germany lost the Second World War. Fascism won it. Believe me, my friend.
- I worry about my judgment when anything I believe in or do regularly begins to be accepted by the American public.
- That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
- I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
- I don't believe there's any problem in this country, no matter how tough it is, that Americans, when they roll up their sleeves, can't completely…
- Tell people an invisible man in the sky created all things, they believe you. Tell them what you've painted is wet, they have to touch…
More Believe Quotes
- Our tradition of political thought had its definite beginning in the teachings of Plato and Aristotle. I believe it came to a… — Hannah Arendt
- I believe more in precision, when you have the capability, like when you see a mosquito fly and you're able to hit… — Alexis Arguello
- I believe in anything that will engage the audience and make the story more effective. — J. J. Abrams
- A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler… — Aristotle
- It is the role of good journalism to take on powerful abusers, and when powerful abusers are taken on, there's always a… — Julian Assange
- I believe that the whole idea of the consumer society is tottering. We've kept ourselves going by producing more and more goods,… — Paul Auster
- Our efforts are not aimed at isolating Israel or de-legitimizing it; rather we want to gain legitimacy for the cause of the… — Mahmoud Abbas
- Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. — Richard Bach
- The things that people do now in sports, you can't even believe. These are complete total athletes. To see what human beings… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- I believe that every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing… — Neil Armstrong
- Don't limit yourself. Many people limit themselves to what they think they can do. You can go as far as your mind… — Mary Kay Ash
- Self-education is, I firmly believe, the only kind of education there is. — Isaac Asimov