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Before You Quotes by George Carlin
- What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
- You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH…
- Like on the airlines, they say they want to 'pre-board'. Well, what the hell is 'pre board'? What does that mean? To get on before…
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- The world is before you and you need not take it or leave it as it was when you came in. — James A. Baldwin
- Before you give up hope, turn back and read the attacks that were made on Lincoln. — Bruce Barton
- One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything everynight before you go to bed. — Bernard Baruch
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- Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you. — Erma Bombeck
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