Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

High thoughts must have high language. — Aristophanes
Some books are undeservedly forgotten; none are undeservedly remembered. — Wystan Hugh Auden
A drink a day keeps the shrink away. — Edward Abbey
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then… — Roseanne Barr
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient… — Dave Barry
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. — Dave Barry
What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between… — Dave Barry
Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? — Henry Ward Beecher
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the… — Brendan Behan
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. — Robert Benchley
I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry. — Robert Benchley
Happiness is good health and a bad memory. — Ingrid Bergman
I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep. — George Best
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. — Ambrose Bierce
The covers of this book are too far apart. — Ambrose Bierce
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. — Humphrey Bogart
Life itself is a quotation. — Jorge Luis Borges
When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place. — Jimmy Breslin
I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand. — Charles Bronson
There's something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that. — Sandra Bullock
It was my first scene. My first day. We could have started with me drinking a beer, something a little less than having Barbies touching… — Gisele Bundchen
Under the pressure of the cares and sorrows of our mortal condition, men have at all times, and in all countries, called in some physical… — Edmund Burke
People care about my personal life. But really I'm dorky! I drink beer and go to football games. And ya know, sit in my house… — Sophia Bush
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue. — Samuel Butler

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