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Been Quotes by Joan Rivers
- My face has been tucked in more times than a bedsheet at the Holiday Inn.
- Acting is my true love. I would like to have been a serious actor, and I plan to in the next life. I'm gonna be…
- The fun of working on the road means stealing from hotels. I've been doing it for so long, I have a set of towels from…
- I've learned: When you get older, who cares? I don't mince words, I don't hold back. What are you gonna do to me? Fire me?…
- There are many self-help books by Ph.D.s, but I hold a different degree: an I.B.T.I.A.-I've Been Through It All. This degree comes not on parchment…
- My sex life is so bad, my G-spot has been declared a historical landmark.
- What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care.
- I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider.
- It's been so long since I made love I can't even remember who gets tied up.
- It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.
- Welcome to my world! I've been through it all, and I often pinch myself to believe my luck. I design jewlery, create cosmetics, perform comedy,…
- How stupid can you get? Christina must have been thinking about food, thats why she forgot the words. Shes gotten so big. She looks like…
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- No punishment has ever possessed enough power of deterrence to prevent the commission of crimes. On the contrary, whatever the punishment, once… — Hannah Arendt
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- On the field, blacks have been able to be super giants. But, once our playing days are over, this is the end… — Hank Aaron
- He who is to be a good ruler must have first been ruled. — Aristotle
- Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered. — Aristotle
- Every art and every inquiry, and similarly every action and choice, is thought to aim at some good; and for this reason… — Aristotle
- Whether if soul did not exist time would exist or not, is a question that may fairly be asked; for if there… — Aristotle
- I guess I wanted to leave America for awhile. It wasn't that I wanted to become an expatriate, or just never come… — Paul Auster
- Stories in which the destruction of society occurs are explorations of social fears and issues that filmmakers, novelists, playwrights, painters have been… — J. J. Abrams
- Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or… — Richard Armour