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Been Quotes by George Carlin
- Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting…
- Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.
- No one who has had "Taps" played for them has ever been able to hear it.
- So far, this is the oldest I've been.
- I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around the more I think it might not be a bad idea.
- Medical researchers have discovered a new disease that has no symptoms. It is impossible to detect, and there is no known cure. Fortunately, no cases…
- The owner of a Florida massage parlor has been arrested by police. "There weren't any serious violations," said the officers, "she just rubbed us the…
- Looking back, I realize that my life has been a series of incidents where one person has said to another, "Get this asshole outta here!"
- No, there's no God, but there might be some sort of an organizing intelligence, and I think to understand it is way beyond our ability.…
- The things that matter in this country have been reduced in choice, there are two political parties, there are a handful insurance companies, there are…
- Put two things together which have never been put together before, and some schmuck will buy it.
- I have a suggestion that I think would help fight serious crime. Signs. There are lots of signs for minor infractions: No Smoking, Stay Off…
- Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It’s because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans…
- The symphony orchestra had played poorly, so the conductor was in a bad mood. That night he beat his wife--because the music hadn't been beautiful…
- The Human Species could have been great but instead we became satisfied with lights on our tennis shoes.
- Abraham Maslow said that the fully realized person transcends his local group and identifies with the species. But the election of Ronald Reagan might've been…
- With the proper training, I could've been an evil genius.
More Been Quotes
- I don't think about my previous success. I'm happy that the work I've done has been very successful. — Aaliyah
- It is in the very nature of things human that every act that has once made its appearance and has been recorded… — Hannah Arendt
- No punishment has ever possessed enough power of deterrence to prevent the commission of crimes. On the contrary, whatever the punishment, once… — Hannah Arendt
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- On the field, blacks have been able to be super giants. But, once our playing days are over, this is the end… — Hank Aaron
- He who is to be a good ruler must have first been ruled. — Aristotle
- Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered. — Aristotle
- Every art and every inquiry, and similarly every action and choice, is thought to aim at some good; and for this reason… — Aristotle
- Whether if soul did not exist time would exist or not, is a question that may fairly be asked; for if there… — Aristotle
- I guess I wanted to leave America for awhile. It wasn't that I wanted to become an expatriate, or just never come… — Paul Auster
- Stories in which the destruction of society occurs are explorations of social fears and issues that filmmakers, novelists, playwrights, painters have been… — J. J. Abrams
- Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or… — Richard Armour