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Because Quotes by Steven Wright
- If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.
- Doing stand-up is like running across a frozen pond with the ice breaking behind you. I love it because it's dangerous.
- I laugh all the time - at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don't laugh onstage because then it's serious business.
- When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I…
- I don't go off and sit down and try to write material, because then it's contrived and forced. I just live my life, and I…
- I didn't tell any of my friends that I wanted to be a comedian, because I was superstitious. I thought if I told people, it…
- In a lot of ways, success is much harder than I thought it would be. I figured that you'd get here and then everything would…
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- I am, indeed, a king, because I know how to rule myself. — Pietro Aretino
- I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted us by wisdom, none is greater or… — Pietro Aretino