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Baseball Quotes by George Carlin
- If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?
- Baseball begins in the spring, the season of new life. Football begins in the fall, when everything's dying.
- Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.
- Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror
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