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Baseball Quotes by Tommy Lasorda
- The best possible thing in baseball is winning The World Series. The second best thing is losing The World Series.
- Baseball is played by all countries now, and softball, too
- The worst team in baseball's history won only 55 games. The best team ever won 110 out of 160, so you're virtually guaranteed to win…
- If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third.
- All last year we tried to teach him (Fernando Valenzuela) English, and the only word he learned was million.
- I walk into the clubhouse today and it's like walking into the Mayo Clinic. We have four doctors, three therapists and five trainers. Back when…
- Say 'Dodgers' and people know you're talking about baseball. Say 'Braves' and they ask, 'What reservation?' Say 'Reds' and they think of communism. Say 'Padres'…
- Bruce Benedict is so slow he'd finish third in a race with a pregnant woman.
- When you say you're a padre, people ask when did you become a parent. When you say you're a cardinal, they tell you to work…
- Ernie Banks was a great great player and when he no longer could play, he became a great ambassador for the game. He represented the…
- Everything I have, I owe to baseball and the Dodgers.
- You can have the best team in baseball, and if nobody goes through the turnstiles, you've got to shut the doors down.
- My wife tells me one day, 'I think you love baseball more than me.' I say, 'Well, I guess that's true, but hey, I love…
- There are three types of baseball players: Those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who wonder what happens.
- The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination.
- Pressure is a word that is misused in our vocabulary. When you start thinking of pressure, it's because you've started to think of failure.
- Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts.
- No matter how good you are, you're going to lose one-third of your games. No matter how bad you are you're going to win one-third…
- The saddest day of the year is the day baseball season ends.
- It's still the best game in town because you don't have to be big to play, and everybody plays. Even your grandmother probably played baseball.
More Baseball Quotes
- In 2002, in this country, there was an observation that for the first time in America, more kids were actively pursuing skateboarding… — Stephen Baldwin
- It's a great day for a ball game; let's play two! — Ernie Banks
- Awards mean a lot, but they don't say it all. The people in baseball mean more to me than statistics. — Ernie Banks
- Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball, the rules and realities of the game -… — Jacques Barzun
- Baseball may be our national pastime, but the age-old tradition of taking a swing at Congress is a sport with even deeper… — Evan Bayh
- A catcher and his body are like the outlaw and his horse. He's got to ride that nag till it drops. — Johnny Bench
- Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets. — Yogi Berra
- Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. — Yogi Berra
- You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. — Yogi Berra
- It's like deja-vu, all over again. — Yogi Berra
- Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded. — Yogi Berra
- I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After… — Yogi Berra