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Something is wrong. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, crime, torture, corruption and the ice capades. If this is the best God can do,…
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George Carlin has 565 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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Bad attitudes will ruin your team.
— Terry Bradshaw
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Pray that you will have good and correct attitudes about all your experiences - be they good or bad.
— Dallin H. Oaks
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Attitudes determine our actions, for good or bad.
— Dwight L. Moody
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The classic relationship with grass that early hippies had was that it's better shared with friends. You can't really get high with…
— Stephen Gaskin
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A bad attitude is worse than a bad swing.
— Payne Stewart
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Something is wrong. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, crime, torture, corruption and the ice capades. If this is the best…
— George Carlin
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Thank God for running. It is the ultimate detox for me, whether my poison is bubbles, a foul mood, or a bad…
— Kristin Armstrong
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Ladies: Anne Hathaway is a feminist and she has amazing teeth. Let's save our bad attitudes for the ones who aren't advancing…
— Anne Hathaway
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Muslims have a very bad attitude to homosexuality, they're very intolerant.
— Pim Fortuyn
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For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal.
— Woody Allen
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You don't have to be sick to get better! You don't have to have a bad attitude to get a better one.
— Thomas D
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The only disability in life is having a bad attitude
— Oscar Pistorius
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