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Back Quotes by George Carlin
- Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
- If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
- Looking back, I realize that my life has been a series of incidents where one person has said to another, "Get this asshole outta here!"
- You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.
- You know what they want? They want obedient workers. Obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork.…
- Flowers are one of the few things we buy, bring home, watch die, and we don't ask for our money back.
- Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
- I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answered…
- It's not in the mainstream media yet, but the biggest jump in skin cancer has occurred since the advent of sunscreens. That kind of thing…
- The worst thing about e-mail is that you can’t interrupt the other person. You have to read the whole thing and then e-mail them back,…
- Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us…
- The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What…
- Just because you got the monkey off your back doesnt mean the circus has left town.
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- Yes, all fundamentalists feel that in a secular society, God has been relegated to the margin, to the periphery and they are… — Karen Armstrong
- There's no rule, no law, no regulation that says you can't come back. So I have every right to come back. — Lance Armstrong
- I'm substantially concerned about the policy directions of the space agency. We have a situation in the U.S. where the White House… — Neil Armstrong
- As filmmakers, we can show where a person's mind goes, as opposed to theater, which is more to sit back and watch… — Darren Aronofsky
- Getting to places like Bangkok or Singapore was a hell of a sweat. But when you got there it was the back… — David Attenborough
- I think back to the old people I knew when I was growing up, and they always seemed larger than life. — Chinua Achebe
- Genres aren't closed boxes. Stuff flows back and forth across the borders all the time. — Margaret Atwood
- Before the Civil War, Canada was at the top of the underground railroad. If you made it into Canada, you were safe… — Margaret Atwood