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- Looking out of the window at the infinite sky, I prayed out, 'Dear Baby Jesus, I am sorry for my sin, even… — Louise Rennison
- Christmas has been a season of mixed interests and meanings, but the very foundation, of course, is its religious significance. No matter… — Jimmy Carter
- The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked. — Andy Borowitz
- As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might… — Karl Pilkington
- Of course, certain religious expressions are fine. If a tribe of Aqualishes wants to boil rhino horns in frog saliva on the… — Kathleen Parker
- Advent is not about a sentimental waiting for the Baby Jesus, — Richard Rohr
- Grace! It's Christmas for goodness sake! Think about the baby Jesus. Up in that tower letting his hair down, so that the… — Karen Walker
- I auditioned for the role of an angel in the Nativity play at school. I didn't get it. I auditioned for Mary;… — Nicole Kidman
- Sometimes I prayed for Baby Jesus to make me good, but Baby Jesus didn't. — Barbara Kingsolver
- Sweet weeping baby Jesus he has a six-pack to beat all six-packs! — P. C. Cast
- Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus — Louise Rennison
- Back in Georgie's attic, he yanks the phone out of the socket and begins scrolling down the names under dialed calls, praying… — Melina Marchetta