Baby Jesus Quotes
18 Baby Jesus quotes by 16 unique authors
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Looking out of the window at the infinite sky, I prayed out, 'Dear Baby Jesus, I am sorry for my sin, even though I do…
— Louise Rennison
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Christmas has been a season of mixed interests and meanings, but the very foundation, of course, is its religious significance. No matter what other personal…
— Jimmy Carter
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The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.
— Andy Borowitz
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in…
— Karl Pilkington
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Of course, certain religious expressions are fine. If a tribe of Aqualishes wants to boil rhino horns in frog saliva on the National Mall to…
— Kathleen Parker
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Advent is not about a sentimental waiting for the Baby Jesus,
— Richard Rohr
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Grace! It's Christmas for goodness sake! Think about the baby Jesus. Up in that tower letting his hair down, so that the three wise men…
— Karen Walker
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I auditioned for the role of an angel in the Nativity play at school. I didn't get it. I auditioned for Mary; didn't get it.…
— Nicole Kidman
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Sometimes I prayed for Baby Jesus to make me good, but Baby Jesus didn't.
— Barbara Kingsolver
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Sweet weeping baby Jesus he has a six-pack to beat all six-packs!
— P. C. Cast
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Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus
— Louise Rennison
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Back in Georgie's attic, he yanks the phone out of the socket and begins scrolling down the names under dialed calls, praying to anyone who…
— Melina Marchetta
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No touching Baby Jesus.” “But we’re his parents!” proclaimed Mary Beth, who was being generous to include poor Joseph under this appellation. “Mary Beth,” Barb…
— John Irving
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Sweet baby Jesus, Blue Eyes was… He was gorgeous in all the ways that made girls do stupid things. He was tall, a good head…
— Unknown Author
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Let us remember that the Christmas heart is a giving heart, a wide open heart that thinks of others first. The birth of the baby…
— George Matthew Adams
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The birth of the baby Jesus stands as the most significant event in all history, because it has meant the pouring into a sick world…
— George Matthew Adams
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Me: Oh my god. My period is late. Me: AM I PREGNANT? Me: Wait... Me: Still a virgin. Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: I…
— Sheryne Brooks
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When hungry, I'm a completely different person compared to when I'm full...You better pray to baby Jesus I'm full when you piss me off...
— Lisette Alfaro
Who Wrote These Baby Jesus Quotes
16 authors contributed a total of 18 Baby Jesus Quotes as follows: