Baby Jesus Quotes

18 Baby Jesus quotes by 16 unique authors

Looking out of the window at the infinite sky, I prayed out, 'Dear Baby Jesus, I am sorry for my sin, even though I do… — Louise Rennison
Christmas has been a season of mixed interests and meanings, but the very foundation, of course, is its religious significance. No matter what other personal… — Jimmy Carter
The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked. — Andy Borowitz
As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in… — Karl Pilkington
Of course, certain religious expressions are fine. If a tribe of Aqualishes wants to boil rhino horns in frog saliva on the National Mall to… — Kathleen Parker
Advent is not about a sentimental waiting for the Baby Jesus, — Richard Rohr
Grace! It's Christmas for goodness sake! Think about the baby Jesus. Up in that tower letting his hair down, so that the three wise men… — Karen Walker
I auditioned for the role of an angel in the Nativity play at school. I didn't get it. I auditioned for Mary; didn't get it.… — Nicole Kidman
Sometimes I prayed for Baby Jesus to make me good, but Baby Jesus didn't. — Barbara Kingsolver
Sweet weeping baby Jesus he has a six-pack to beat all six-packs! — P. C. Cast
Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus — Louise Rennison
Back in Georgie's attic, he yanks the phone out of the socket and begins scrolling down the names under dialed calls, praying to anyone who… — Melina Marchetta
No touching Baby Jesus.” “But we’re his parents!” proclaimed Mary Beth, who was being generous to include poor Joseph under this appellation. “Mary Beth,” Barb… — John Irving
Sweet baby Jesus, Blue Eyes was… He was gorgeous in all the ways that made girls do stupid things. He was tall, a good head… — Unknown Author
Let us remember that the Christmas heart is a giving heart, a wide open heart that thinks of others first. The birth of the baby… — George Matthew Adams
The birth of the baby Jesus stands as the most significant event in all history, because it has meant the pouring into a sick world… — George Matthew Adams
Me: Oh my god. My period is late. Me: AM I PREGNANT? Me: Wait... Me: Still a virgin. Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: I… — Sheryne Brooks
When hungry, I'm a completely different person compared to when I'm full...You better pray to baby Jesus I'm full when you piss me off... — Lisette Alfaro

Who Wrote These Baby Jesus Quotes

16 authors contributed a total of 18 Baby Jesus Quotes as follows: