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Avoid Eye Quotes by Jack Handey
- If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.
- I bet when they weren't fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes on the ends of the horns, so as to avoid eye…
More Avoid Eye Quotes
- Don't avoid eye contact and don't be late — Jack Dorsey
- If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid… — Jack Handey
- I bet when they weren't fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes on the ends of the horns, so as… — Jack Handey
- When you sign on to be an activist in northwest Montana, people in the grocery store will avoid eye contact, particularly if… — Rick Bass
- She'd read once that if you ran into a bear in the woods you should avoid eye contact and you shouldn't run… — Anne Ursu
- I hope the two of you will descend from your love bubble long enough to learn something today," he sniped cuttingly and… — Alexandra Adornetto
- Pretending to do something on my phone to avoid eye contact with strangers. — Ritu Ghatourey
- Breasts......Helping men avoid eye contact since 1865 — @efiosiugbore