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Asked Me Quotes by Steven Wright
- When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
- Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'
- I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
- I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time.
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