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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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The Muslims observe their Sabbath on Friday, the Jews observe on Saturday, and the Christians on Sunday. By the time Monday rolls…
— George Carlin
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Some people think it is difficult to be a Christian and to laugh, but I think it's the other way around. God…
— Garrison Keillor
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The word of God has provided nine explanatory designations of the heavenly beings... the first group is forever around God and is…
— Pope Dionysius
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I am circling around God, around the ancient tower, and I have been circling for a thousand years, and I still don't…
— Rainer Maria Rilke
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We are accustomed to repeating the cliché, and to believing, that 'our most precious resource is our children.' But we have plenty…
— Michael Chabon
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I live my life in widening circle That reach out across the world. I may not ever complete the last one, But…
— Rainer Maria Rilke
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I thought I saw you over there... I thought I heard you over here... I thought I felt you right here.... But…
— Eddie Rothschild
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Just as an electron revolves around a proton, human beings are made to revolve around God.
— Senoraroy
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