"The Muslims observe their Sabbath on Friday, the……" — George Carlin

The Muslims observe their Sabbath on Friday, the Jews observe on Saturday,… - George Carlin
"The Muslims observe their Sabbath on Friday, the Jews observe on Saturday, and the Christians on Sunday. By the time Monday rolls around God is completely f***in' worn out."

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