Monday Quotes

470 quotes by 384 authors

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. — Richard Bach
I have my kids every Friday through Monday, and I don't leave them the whole time I have them. — Travis Barker
On Saturday, I was a surgeon in South Africa, very little known. On Monday, I was world renowned. — Christiaan Barnard
Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do. — Yogi Berra
My God... What are the headlines going to be like on Monday if the Yankees don't make the playoffs? — Wade Boggs
I obviously take a lot of pride in what I do on the football field, because that has the ability to influence a lot of… — Drew Brees
To find joy in work is to discover the fountain of youth. — Pearl S. Buck
If you set your goals ridiculously high and it's a failure, you will fail above everyone else's success. — James Cameron
I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired me was out… — Nelson Algren
Over the weekend the vultures got into the presidential palace by pecking through the screens on the balcony windows and the flapping of their wings… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon. — Richard Nelson Bolles
The Muslims observe their Sabbath on Friday, the Jews observe on Saturday, and the Christians on Sunday. By the time Monday rolls around God is… — George Carlin
If people depend on me to be a man of truth, I have to prove again and again and again and again that I am… — Harbhajan Singh Yogi
Sign on a High School bulletin board in Dallas: Free every Monday through Friday-knowledge. Bring your own containers. — Charles E. McKenzie
My daughter, the one who lives nearby, is raising her children to be very much aware. We went on a nature walk on Monday; I'm… — Joanne Woodward
I am quite sure they are a little bit angry, they want revenge. I think they've wanted that since Monday morning. They look forward to… — Sven-Goran Eriksson
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. — H. Allen Smith
Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I'm a man of simple pleasures, really. — Arthur Darvill
On Monday, when the sun is hot, I wonder to myself a lot. Now is it true, or is it not, that what is which… — Archibald Alexander Hodge
That was the absolute worst catch phrase I've ever heard in the history of Monday Night Raw. — Stone Cold Steve Austin

Who Wrote These Monday Quotes

384 authors contributed a total of 470 Monday Quotes, led by these top contributors: