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Monday Quotes by Amy Poehler
- President Bush threw out the first pitch Monday at Cincinnati's great American ball park. 18 Iraqis were killed.
- President Bush on Monday defended U.S. interrogation of terrorists, saying 'We do not torture.' He added, 'We freedom electrocute.'
More Monday Quotes
- The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. — Richard Bach
- I have my kids every Friday through Monday, and I don't leave them the whole time I have them. — Travis Barker
- On Saturday, I was a surgeon in South Africa, very little known. On Monday, I was world renowned. — Christiaan Barnard
- Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do. — Yogi Berra
- My God... What are the headlines going to be like on Monday if the Yankees don't make the playoffs? — Wade Boggs
- I obviously take a lot of pride in what I do on the football field, because that has the ability to influence… — Drew Brees
- To find joy in work is to discover the fountain of youth. — Pearl S. Buck
- If you set your goals ridiculously high and it's a failure, you will fail above everyone else's success. — James Cameron
- I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired… — Nelson Algren
- Over the weekend the vultures got into the presidential palace by pecking through the screens on the balcony windows and the flapping… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
- Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon. — Richard Nelson Bolles
- The Muslims observe their Sabbath on Friday, the Jews observe on Saturday, and the Christians on Sunday. By the time Monday rolls… — George Carlin